Steam

If you have a Steam account and play games such as:

Counter-Strike 1.6
Counter-Strike: Source
Battlefield 2
Battlefield: Bad Company 2
Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3
Day of Defeat
Day of Defeat: Source
Bioshock
Half-Life
Half-Life 2
Left 4 Dead 2
Team Fortress 2
RIFT
Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II

Lets play some games together! Here is my Steam profile:

http://steamcommunity.com/id/3Ducks

Add me to the friends list and or just email me and we'll play some games together. It's a good way to kill some time at night when we're bored as shit watching American Dad and or Family Guy.

Ventrilo

Wanna chat? Wanna play games with friends? Wanna chill with a bunch of dudes? WHO DOESN'T?!

Come into my vent and chillax!

Download Ventrilo.


Connect with the following information:

Hostname or IP:      silicon.typefrag.com
Port Number:          19676
Password:               loljesus

Caffeine, It's Whats For Breakfast!

One can of AMP Energy drink contains 143mg of caffeine, and one caffeine tablet has 200mg of caffeine. So what would happen if I drank the one can of AMP and also took two caffeine tablets. So if my math is correct that would be 543mg caffeine. I wonder what will happen...

If I end up in the hospital this post will explain why. Although I'm sure I'll be fine because of the people who drink like ten cups of coffee a day. And with one cup of coffee containing 108mg of caffeine, that would be 1080mg of caffeine a day for those coffee drinkers.

If your wondering where I got my information from and if you want to know what or how much caffeine your drinking a day visit this website Caffeine Contents of Drinks.

New Egg - Deal Of The Day

By far THE BEST website to order ALL computer parts, accessories and randoms shit. They have the BEST prices and BEST customer service any online store can offer. I have built countless computers from them and spent thousands of dollars here. I'll try my best to update what they have for the daily deals.

New Egg - Daily Deals

Office Retail Stores

The three largest office retails stores in the United States in comparison:

Office Depot:

1. Employees - 42,000
2. Revenue - $12.1 Billion (2009)

Staples:

1. Employees - 90,000
2. Revenue - $27 Billion (2009)

Best Buy:

1. Employees - 180,000
2. Revenue - $49.6 Billion (2010)

The Breakdown:

The key factor in any store is the IMU which is Item Mark Up, which is how much profit the companies makes on any given item. Many companies tend to offer a store brand product because it not only cost less to make but they can make more profit off of it when it is sold. This often means that the product isn't as good as quality as another name brand product, but still gets the job done.

As for all companies competition is the key to drive prices lower. In order to get customers to come to one retail store over another, the prices on lets say a laptop, must be lower to get the sales. In more cases the prices of laptops often lose the companies money because they want the customer to buy from them so bad. Due to this situation, the managers of said retail stores PUSH employees and almost pressure them into selling what they call "attachments". These attachments drive sales up because they bring in all the profit. For example, if a person buys a printer that has a very low IMU the employee is told/forced to sell a USB cable, paper, extra high-capacity ink and the extended warranty. All these attachment bring in the real money for the store. Since all these extra items have high IMUs, it makes the company positive in the profit margin. 

For a person that works in the retail world, pressuring an employee to sell something that a customer doesn't always need, is often HIGHLY unethical. It also makes it seems like one is ripping off the customer. Although some items are needed when buying a laptop or a printer so that it will work properly, but most the things are just extra that the customer will never use. The best example of something that a company makes the most profit on is the "extended warranty". Although extended warranties have come down in price over the years and actually cover more damage, defects, etc, they still rarely get used. It is purely up to the customer and the product use, for the customer to decide if it is worth it.

In the end, if a store were to focus purely on a certain high IMU item of a office such as just paper, pens, pencils, etc and rather then laptops and electronic devices, the profit would be much higher. I think this is why Staples clearly has Office Depot beat by almost $15 Billion Dollars. Although I'm not a business genius nor do I have a team of highly educated business think tanks to determine what is to be sold and demonstrated, so read what I wrote and make up your own mind.

For more information do some research on the companies that you enjoy spending your money at, it not only helps you as a customer but also gives you an idea of what is going behind the scenes.

If you want to talk more in private about extended warranties, high IMU items, etc, email me and we'll talk! I'll guide you to the best possible purchase that I can without all the sales bullshit the employees vomit out.

Email: jordan.madison@att.net 

Save Your Money!

This should be going under the Finance and Freedom page, but it needs to be said. If you work and make at least some sort of money a month, you need to save some money in a savings account that yields interest. Be it $20 or $200 a month, as long as you're putting something aside, it WILL pay off in the future. Just think, if you work for one year and get paid two times a month and make roughly $400 a paycheck that's $800 month. If you set up an ING savings account and set it up to where it automatically takes out a certain amount of money from your checking account, you wont even have to bother with moving the funds around and it will all be done for you.

Lets say you do $50 a pay check that would $100 a month, so with some simple math, that would be $1,200 a year saved. And hopefully with raises you will make more in the future, so that savings will only increase. In 10 years your already at $12,000. Who doesn't want $12,000 to play with in 10 years?

For further information goto my Finance and Freedom page and read more.

Start now and it WILL pay off!

Work Place Discrimination

Everyday in the retail world if you are not what "normal" people of society look like, you will be judged by not only the employees but also the management. If you fit the following descriptions, you are being watched:

1. Black
2. Mexican
3. Poor
4. Poor and Black
5. Poor and Mexican
6. White Trash
7. Poor White Trash 
8. Anything BUT Rich White

All these people are not only constantly watched but also pressured into getting out of the retail store as fast as possible. Not only are you being watched but to add to the discrimination, if you wear a back pack, you become even more of a victim. Although I can say that most of the trash which comes into retail stores with back packs and look "shady", often do steal but that's beside the point. 

If only people judged not by looks but by what they actually do, then when the world truly be free of discrimination and judgment. So if you do fit the following descriptions, please take it upon your self and make sure to call out and punk anyone that is giving you harassment. There are employees that will NOT judge you and will gladly help you. So speak up and show them to never judge a book by its cover. That is all.

President for 2012

There is only ONE man that should be President in 2012, and that is...

Jack Bauer

Facebook - Jack Bauer

LinkedIn

A website I stumbled upon that allows for one to share and connect with others in a Business like nature. It also allows for one to explore and demonstrate current business ventures.

Here is a link to mine: Jordan Madison - LinkedIn

If you want to create your own goto www.linkedin.com

Beard Types

Which one to choose from... So many choices!

Microsoft and Students

For all the students out there that NEED Microsoft Office and other Microsoft programs, they have come up with a great way to get what you need for only a fraction of the cost. For example, Microsoft Office Professional 2010, usually retails for $500. But with the student discount, you can get it for only $79.95.

The second I saw/read about that, I bought/installed Office Professional 2010 and Windows 7 Professional. Not only has it helped greatly with school work and just the over all speed of computer, I was able to save hundreds of dollars. So just because you're going to school and need Office 2010, do NOT think that you need to spend all the money that retail stores expect you to. In the current economy, save some money but still get good stuff!

Another good reason to upgrade your Vista or Windows 7 Home Premium, you can run the XP compatibility mode. This allows you to run all your old software that only worked on Windows XP. It is a good tool to have, just in case. For directions to to run the compatibility more, click here.

Microsoft Office 2010

Microsoft for Students

Body Art Tattoo Convention

Taking place at the Cow Palace in San Francisco, it features over 200 unique artists for body tattoos and piercings. It has some of the best and most creative artist from all of California. Form full body art, to simple tattoos for any part of the body, many designs are demonstrated. Some of the best and most abstract designs are produced by these artists and they are damn good at what they do. For only $20, one can view all the different artists and there master pieces.

For every tattoo I think about getting, I really take the time to make sure it is what I want, since it will be on my body till the day I die. I also make sure that it is something that isn't too over the top so people look at me like I'm either in a gang and/or retarded. I like my tattoos to express who I am as a individual but also want my tattoos to express other ideas or spark emotions in the people that see them.

So come down to the Cow Palace and see what these amazing artist have to offer!

Tattoo Body Art Expo

Directions

Rain

As the rain pours down outside, I slowly drift into a comma like state of mind. A state where all is possible and where anything I think can't be determined as a dream or the real world. It's either I am dreaming or my mind is running around while I'm still awake. The fact that I am writing this leads me to believe that I just woke up and I'm focusing on something, something that is unreal.

I look over at the cat, her tongue sticking out of her mouth like shes dead, she sleeps lightly waiting for me to get into bed and shut the lights off. But to her, I say "Wait bitch, I'm writing something" and she replies with a "Fuck you" and then lays back down.

And on that note, I shall slip into the wild magical dream world. I shall speak again tomorrow.

PEACE!

FireFox 4

FireFox 4 Download.

I still like and will continue to use Google Chrome over FireFox.

My Bloodshed Kills

From the depths of Hell brings My Bloodshed Kills.

At "The Gilman" in Berkeley 3-19-11


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Battle of the Bands - My Bloodshed Kills

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Bend Over

Bend over, I command you

turn your visage away from me

I don't care about your face 

bend over

A two-legged being on all fours

I take him for a walk

ambling along the corridor

I am disappointed

Now he comes backwards towards me

Honey stays stuck on the garter

I am disappointed, totally disappointed

Bend over 

your face doesn't interest me

The two-legged one has bent over 

and moved into a good light

I show him what you can do

and I start to cry

The biped stammers a prayer

because he's scared I'm feeling even worse

he tries to bend over even more

tears run up his back

Bend over

Bend over, I command you

turn your visage away from me

I don't care about your face 

bend over once more

Bend over

Cravings In The Night

AND

Mmmmmmmmm.

If I Were A Giant

I would smash all the ants. For they are not needed and are over populating the Giant's earth. The ants do not deserve the oxygen that they breathe everyday. The ants breed out of control and multiply as every minute passes. While more and more ants come to this earth, this means less food for the others that deserve it. The others that work hard and don't spread ant crime and hate. If all the ants in the world were too die, the world would be a much better place. Ant gangs would dissolve completely, thus making it safe for my Giant's to walk the earth safely. The Giants of the world could grow up in an ant free environment, free of fear that they will be consumed by the ants. It's the natural laws of the nature that a more evolved species will over take and dominate the less evolved species. So if the natural laws of science cannot be changed, then it is only natural or right for the Giant to kill the ants. Since the ants are a weaker species, a pathetic species, they must be destroyed.

In the natural world a nomadic species will roam around until they find a place for which they can manipulate to their liking. Much like ants have done to the Giants world. They came here slowly but surely over the many years and have since then populated it, depleting the Giants land of their food and dignity. The ants have infiltrated the highest rankings of the Giant's world, which makes it hard for the Giant's to live. They have even convinced many of the Giant's that they are equal and they should live side by side. They have brainwashed the Giant's youth that if you speak of getting rid of the ants, it is not only bad but is in fact a crime. The ants have gone too far and must be stopped. It will be the end of all Giants if they allow this continue in their world which God gave to them, and them only.

What Adolf Hitler did to the Jews during World War 2 was a horrible atrocity. Humans killing humans is not the way of man. Even the divine one himself states, man shall not kill another man. How could one go against the God they deem to be the all knowing? With that said, it is wrong for Giants to kill other Giants, which is why we must kill the ants. For God does not say that Giants cannot kill animals and all ants are just merely animals. By the act of Giant nature, it is perfectly fine to kill animals when need be. Humans, every day, not only hunt animals to provide food for themselves but they also do it for entertainment in order to keep the population of a certain species from getting to high. So, not only is it tolerable for the Giant to kill the ant but is in fact good for the earth, for which the ant takes food and life away from the Giant.

In order to gain back what rightfully belongs to the Giant, we must teach our youth that the ant is evil, vile and not deserving of life. We must show them that the ants are only here to cause harm and death to the Giants. By releasing our youth from the lies that which the ants spreads every day, it will show them how to gain the power over the ant. If our youth have been taught right, it will grow up with the right message of how the world should look for the Giants. Since it is the youth that have the power later in life, they must be taught young. It is the right, by law, that all Giants teach to other Giants that all ants must be destroyed.

If I were a Giant, there would be no ants.

"He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future"

Nerf Guns

Are amazing, and everyone needs to own one. In fact, everyone should buy two! Nerf makes some bad ass guns, if only I had these when I was growing up. We only had single shot-guns that you had to reload after every shot, they have fully auto now with like 10 round clips!

Look how cool this is!

To buy the N-Strike Vulcan EBF-25.

New Bands

If you don't have a sirus/xm radio yet, you fail and need to be slapped, shot and stabbed. Commercial free and with way less talking from the hosts doing plugs for companies, you get more music! It also has no "rules" to what they can and cannot play, thus you get a huge variety of music and thus new bands that you like! Can't begin to tell you how many bands that I have discovered because of the sirus/xm. Not only have I bought the bands CD but I also have made efforts to go see them in concert.

So go forth and get your sirus/xm subscription and radio!

Listen to Liquid Metal!

2045: The Year Man Becomes Immortal

I read an article in the Time that by 2045 that the computing power of the computers in the world will surpass the power of the entire population of the worlds human brain power. Dont forget that the human brain is a very powerful device when all of it is accessed. Once the level of AI (Artificial Intelligence) is at the level which it surpasses that of humans, what will "they", the computers, think of? Will "they" invent the next super weapon that can kill all of mankind? Will "they" build a even smarter super computer? Or will "they" sympathize for us humans and help us advance medical technology? Only time will tell, and I can't wait to witness it.

Suicide Clean-up

Why the fuck was this a Google AdSense Ad that came up on my blog....?

Although if you need a clean-up from someone you know committing suicide, please goto their website.

Tosh.0

Possibly one of the greatest new comedians out there. I remember watching the very first episode that was played, and I knew every episode would be funny as shit. Ever since then, I've watched every episode and laughed my ass off. Using the power of YouTube, he finds the greatest and sometimes most fucked up videos and rips them apart. The greatest thing ever. Period.

Tosh.0

AdSense

DO NOT CLICK ON THE ADS, SINCE THEY DO GIVE ME money. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO CLICK THEM YOURSELF OR ENCOURAGE THE CLICKING OF THE ADS SINCE IT GIVES ME money. SO PLEASE DON'T CLICK THEM CAUSE WE ALL KNOW GETTING money IS BAD! SO IF YOU CLICK ADS, I GET money SO DON'T CLICK THEM! PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME money. THANKS for not clicking!

Please read the terms and conditions. Read #5 please.

PLEASE DON'T CLICK BECAUSE I GET money.

It's Time...

...for a shower. The act of getting completely naked by removing all clothes slowly one at a time and licking your lips. Turing on the warm liquid water and awaiting for it to get to the perfect temperature. As you step into the silky white bath tub, the water runs all the way down your body into every curve and into every opening. Then comes forth the cleaning. Using a handful Dial soap, you apply it all over they body by rubbing, rubbing and more rubbing. After the body comes the head which has all the luscious long hair. Again, using a handful of Head & Shoulders, you lather it all through the hair again, again and again. After all the long and hard work, you rinse off, get out of the tub, dry off with a silky smooth towel and then goto the computer and play World of Warcraft.

The End.

Zombies!

WHEN the Zombie Apocalypse happens the following items will be needed:

1. Guns
2. Ammo
3. Canned Food
4. Water
5. Shelter (Fortified) 
6. Generator 
7. Fuel
8. Toilet Paper
9. Tampons (for nose bleeds)
10. More Guns

After a long mass panic of a biological outbreak of a deadly reanimating virus, mankind is faced with a world of dead walk the earth. The military, government and all protective agencies will fail and thus result in a all out war for food and shelter. For the internet and all communications will fail which will result in the lack of organized gatherings of aid. The world will run mad with vandalism, looting and minorities trying to steal my TV. Thus with fortified windows and doors, my TV should be safe, although there would be no shows to watch, good thing I have DVDs. 

As the world burns and all mankind suffers, I'll be sitting in my safe house watching The Matrix and Shuan Of The Dead. 

If you have ANY ideas one how to survive this and maybe some more supplies that might be needed, please leave a comment! The apocalypse is coming soon!

"When hell is full, the dead shall walk the earth."

Sleep

It's a great thing, an amazing thing. The body needs it in order to overcome all the mental strss of the day. It's like reseting the computer when it's slowing down. I need a reset and maybe some more RAM. Too tired!

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Netflix

Probably one of the greatest inventions over the past couple years. Not only can we watch almost all TV shows commercial FREE but it has tones of movies on there. Since it's only $8 a month, NOTHING beats that. Well expect for downloading everything for free off the internet, which no one does... lol

I recently bought a Samsung blu-ray player that has internet capabilities, so I can check Facebook, listen to music and stream Netflix. It was really a good investment for only $250. The nice thing about this Samsung model is that it has wifi and Ethernet connections for the internet.

Hands down, if you can't get the blu-ray player, at least get Netflix, it WILL change your life. Thank you Netflix for being legit and affordable. Death to standard TV and Comcast!

Click here to get a 1 month subscription for Netflix, for FREE!

Rammstein

From a country born and created with barbarianism gave birth to one of the greatest, heaviest and most unique band the world has ever seen. Rammstein was created in 1994 and released their first CD in 1995 that had some great songs, but it was not till 1996 with the release of Sehnsucht that brought a great song by the name of Du Hast. After a long history of releasing great CDs they are finally coming back to America after 10 long years. 


On May 18th, I will finally get to see them in all their glory. If you're into Metal and want to see a great show, go get your tickets!


For more information on the band check out the Wiki, click here.


To order the tickets go here!

Programs

If you haven't taken the time to review and use some of the programs that I have provided on the right hand side of the website, you are missing out. Much like car, computer NEED tune ups. It not only prevents viruses but can also drastically INCREASE the speed and potential of your computer. Since more users use store bought computers like Dell, HP, Toshiba, Acer, etc. it's vital that you run some software to get them running at their fullest potential.

The programs I hands down recommend running ASAP is CCleaner and Malwarebytes.

Companies such as Best Buy, Staples and other OFFICEs store and that have a DEPOT in the name, use said programs to do 90% of the fixes they offer for customers computers. And the base cost of a "fix" is $169.99. I'm not a rich man and I know people don't have money to be wasting, so if you're tired of a slow messed up computer, take the time to tune them up.

I would be more then glad to take control remotely of your computer, while you watch, and tune it up for you. And if you happen to donate some money, I'd go a step beyond and throw on some anti-virus. So not only will I do it for free, but if you donate, I'll even go the extra mile to help you out.

So please, take care of your computer, treat it like a car and change the oil!

Homeless

I call them, lazy fucks who beg and have no motivation to do good for the world. After visiting the great city of Berkeley, one can see many examples of these people. Every 10ft you get asked for either change to buy smokes, alcohol or drugs. To my reply, I say, "Sorry, all I have is plastic no bills or change". Out of respect they say thanks or sometimes say nothing. Although what I really want to say to them is "Fuck off you worthless piece of shit, go find a job and make yourself useful in society", but out of fear of being stabbed and raped I do not say those words. You and me damn well both know that they can easily find a job either cleaning toilets or even being a city maintenance worker. But because it's easier to score a couple dollars from random strangers on the street to get their fix on whatever drug they choose, they simply would rather do that.

As a man of very liberal thoughts, I usually take pity and never judge a man by how he acts or how he looks. But in reality, if I were in charge, many of these "homeless" people would be, how should I say this, exterminated. I in no way promote the cruel acts that Hitler and how he handled the Jews, but for people to work the system and beg other people who work hard for their money, makes me want to hurt them.

In the end, don't support the homeless but rather smile and say "Get a job".

That is all.

If you have an creative ideas that would put these people to work and help clean up our cities, please leave a comment! I think the more ideas that people can help contribute, maybe one will actually work and the problem will be solved. 

Good Luck to Alex

My very good friend Alex Muth starts Boot camp on Tuesday. I wish him all the luck in the world and I'm proud that at least one of my close friends is doing something to help defend and maintain this great nation.

I'm sure he will do good things with his life after this service and I'm sure it will be the service that guides him in the right direction.

Good luck brother.

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System Of A Down

Finally the revival of one of the greatest metal bands of all time has come to be. With only a handful of North American shows, they MUST be seen!

Sunday May 15th @ Shoreline Amphitheater

BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!!!!!!!

http://www.livenation.com/event/1C004656C1E968FA