Easter

The time when zombie Jesus came back to life and started to devour the minds of the weak and innocent in order to achieve world domination. He died for your sins, but you burn in hell because you're gay, black, Muslim, Asian, communist, democratic and intellectually challenged. So go forth and repent so you can buy your way into the imaginary land of Heaven. For when he returns, we are all doomed!

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